EPF

Have you seen those penguins rushing into the everday "phoning facilities"? Normal penguins don't seem to understand, but EPF agents like you and me do. That is the secret entrance to the Elite Penguin Force Headquarters, and if those normal penguins go bursting in to make a V.I.P (very important phone call) they'd be wrong. You can't believe the look of horror on my friend's face when she just rushed in to the Everday Phoning Facility to investigate why penguins went into there all the time. Oh, the EPF are so lucky she didn't find out about the secret entrance, she was just shocked about that there was only one phone. I managed to bribe her out with a bit of cotton candy I bought at the festival earlier.